Ooh, I see, so you're really looking for a limerick about Diluc like that first one I sent. Of course!
[ an eternity later, she sends this: ]
Diluc of Dawn Winery has no shortage of coins Yet when I go shopping, he never joins He would rather not roam And wants to stay home To show me the fire of his loins
How's that?
[ Sure, her face is burning up while writing this, and it took her a whole afternoon to find the right words, but maybe now that she has indulged Venti with this, he'll spare her from any further comment about fiery loins and whatnot. (He won't.) ]
[Oh. It's so beautiful. There is a tear in his eye? Venti has never felt more accomplished in his entire life than seeing her write out something so perfect in regards to someone so dear.]
It seems you have a special talent, my dear Oriphi! I might have to say I have nothing else I could teach you when it comes to poetry! This is an amazing peice!
[Meanwhile, he's laughing his ass off.]
Please do send it to Master Diluc, I'm sure as someone who holds both you and Mondstadt so close to his heart that he'll find the joy in a limerick just like this.
Or at least, I hope he finds the ability to chuckle. Ehe!
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[ Sweet, sweet Oriphi... ]
Let's see... his inner fire, like how passionate he is about protecting Mondstadt, right?
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All that which he uses to protect Mondstadt, I suppose!
[Ehehehehe.]
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[ an eternity later, she sends this: ]
Diluc of Dawn Winery has no shortage of coins
Yet when I go shopping, he never joins
He would rather not roam
And wants to stay home
To show me the fire of his loins
How's that?
[ Sure, her face is burning up while writing this, and it took her a whole afternoon to find the right words, but maybe now that she has indulged Venti with this, he'll spare her from any further comment about fiery loins and whatnot. (He won't.) ]
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It seems you have a special talent, my dear Oriphi! I might have to say I have nothing else I could teach you when it comes to poetry! This is an amazing peice!
[Meanwhile, he's laughing his ass off.]
Please do send it to Master Diluc, I'm sure as someone who holds both you and Mondstadt so close to his heart that he'll find the joy in a limerick just like this.
Or at least, I hope he finds the ability to chuckle. Ehe!
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[ Oh, wow. Maybe spending all that time with her bard friend from home had some kind of effect on her! ]
I thought he might get embarrassed by it actually... But you've known him for a long time, so I trust your judgment!
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Please do! Don't worry for a moment, dear Oriphi! I'm sure he will find it in himself to appreciate your writing!